
ANNOUNCEMENT: I raised $3 million to make memes. Yes, seriously. Memes make millions. Welcome to the new
The Hook
“One year ago, I quit my job to make memes. People thought I was crazy, but they didn't realize I wrote the book, Memes Make Millions. We just raised a $3 million seed round led by Slow Ventures, with investments from Balaji Srinivasan, Cyan Banister, and many, many more.”
Product Reveal
“Now, Memelord Technologies Version 2 is live. Sorry, I mean memelord.com. At memelord.com, we scan the internet for the newest viral memes, and then we alert you by phone, by email, even by beeper. Then you can edit your memes like an artist. Cut! Can we just show them the software?”
Feature Teaser
“I'm glad you asked. At memelord.com, you can edit all the famous classic memes, plus all the newest trending hottest memes the second they come out. And you can do a lot more than just make memes. In fact, you can make movies. This entire video was made on memelord.com.”
Feature Teaser
“From creating the characters to endless AI infinite generations, to writing the script, to storyboarding, to turning your storyboard into movies, it can all be done on memelord.com. Memelord.com is the new Hollywood... This whole video only cost $300 to make.”
Call to Action
“And you can try it free. Wait, this entire movie was made on memelord.com? Am I inside memelord.com right now? On memelord.com, there are no mistakes. There are only happy little accidents that get turned into viral memes.”
Synthesizable in Remotion · key components of the retro-meme-os-launch template.
Windows 95/98 styled modal window snapping into view with classic blue title bars and gray beveled borders.
Wrap children in absolute container with border-outset styles; trigger entry scale using spring({ frame, fps, config: { damping: 14 } }).Layered cutout character switching pose frames based on audio beat triggers.
Select active sprite path via Math.floor(frame / stepFrames) % sprites.length; render static PNG with crisp-edges.
Endless looping horizontal scroll of vibrant green hill and cloud scenery.
Animate translateX using interpolate(frame, [0, durationInFrames], [0, -backgroundWidth]) with modulo repeat.
Purpose. Establish credibility and counter-intuitive success.
Execution. Animated founder holding dollar bags and chased by investors.
Purpose. Pivot abruptly from lore to product feature walkthrough.
Execution. Clapperboard cut to a real human Bob Ross in a park with desktop UI.
Purpose. Anchor insane value proposition ($300 total budget).
Execution. Video editor timeline scrub alongside Hollywood director parodies.
Purpose. Deliver punchline CTA breaking fourth wall.
Execution. Host questions his own reality inside the platform UI.
Objective
Launch of an AI code-generation terminal tool.How the recipe adapts
Replace Wojaks with pixel-art developers, replace Bliss hills with Matrix wireframes, and display automated terminal code execution inside the retro modal popups.Scene durations (5 scenes, 107s)
Key Remotion components

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